Thursday, August 19, 2010

Funniest porn performer names: George Costanza’s ‘Buck Naked’

On the TV sitcom “Seinfeld” (1989-98), George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, revealed that if he were a porn star, his name would be “Buck Naked.”
But George would be disappointed to learn that someone beat him to it. A search of the Internet Adult Film Database shows that a male porn actor used the name between 1997 and 2001.
Male adult film performers tend to choose names that connote strength and rigidity. Common last names include Steel (or Steele), Powers, Spears and Wood, according to the IAFD.
Female adult film performers often choose names that attempt to convey class and wealth. Some pick stage names with luxury brands like Armani, Porsche, Lexus, Mercedes, Dior, Chanel and Versace. Others rip off celebrity names like Jolie, Pitt, Spears, Monroe and Bardot.
But other women in porn choose names that sound like stripper or white trash names. They include Angel, Brandy, Candy, Honey, Jade, Roxy and Tiffany.

20 funny names used by porn actors

Antonio Benderass
Seymore Butts
Justin Case
Julius Ceazher
Erik Everhard
Buster Good
Jack Hammer
Sledge Hammer
Miles Long
Rod Majors
Biff Malibu
Michael Meatman
Buck Naked
William H. Nutsack
Wesley Pipes
Dick Rambone
Rod Rockhard
Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Jake Steed
Colt Steel

30 funny names used by porn actresses

Jayla Bate
Deja Blew
Sasha Brabuster
Candy Cantaloupes
Naughtia Childs
Loretta Clitora
Destiny DeMoore
Jewel De'Nyle
Justa Dream
Ericka Everest
Sana Fey
Heather Hooters
Debi Jointed
Jessica Juggs
Kayla Kleevage
Star E. Knight
Nikki Knockers
Peaches LaRue
Heaven Leigh
Boo D. Licious
Honey Mellons
Naudia Nyce
Cherry Poppens
Penelope Pumpkins
Felicity Shagswell
Frenchie Sinclair
Natasha Skinski
Strokahontas
Lotta Topp
Veronica Velour

Photo: “Seinfeld” actor Jason Alexander as George Costanza and adult film actor Buck Naked

1 comment:

  1. "Im a pornstar !!! My name is Buck Naked !!!"
    😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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