Funniest porn performer names: George Costanza’s ‘Buck Naked’

On the TV sitcom “Seinfeld” (1989-98), George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, revealed that if he were a porn star, his name would be “Buck Naked.”
But George would be disappointed to learn that someone beat him to it. A search of the Internet Adult Film Database shows that a male porn actor used the name between 1997 and 2001.
Male adult film performers tend to choose names that connote strength and rigidity. Common last names include Steel (or Steele), Powers, Spears and Wood, according to the IAFD.
Female adult film performers often choose names that attempt to convey class and wealth. Some pick stage names with luxury brands like Armani, Porsche, Lexus, Mercedes, Dior, Chanel and Versace. Others rip off celebrity names like Jolie, Pitt, Spears, Monroe and Bardot.
But other women in porn choose names that sound like stripper or white trash names. They include Angel, Brandy, Candy, Honey, Jade, Roxy and Tiffany.

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Antonio Benderass
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Erik Everhard
Buster Good
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Sledge Hammer
Miles Long
Rod Majors
Biff Malibu
Michael Meatman
Buck Naked
William H. Nutsack
Wesley Pipes
Dick Rambone
Rod Rockhard
Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Jake Steed
Colt Steel

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Jayla Bate
Deja Blew
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Loretta Clitora
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Jewel De'Nyle
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Ericka Everest
Sana Fey
Heather Hooters
Debi Jointed
Jessica Juggs
Kayla Kleevage
Star E. Knight
Nikki Knockers
Peaches LaRue
Heaven Leigh
Boo D. Licious
Honey Mellons
Naudia Nyce
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Penelope Pumpkins
Felicity Shagswell
Frenchie Sinclair
Natasha Skinski
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Lotta Topp
Veronica Velour

Photo: “Seinfeld” actor Jason Alexander as George Costanza and adult film actor Buck Naked