Last week, “Saturday Night Live” and comedian Bill Maher
each branded undecided voters in the 2012 presidential election as idiots.
Their comedy bits took cheap shots at the percentage of Americans
who claim they are undecided in the race between Democrat Barack Obama and
Republican Mitt Romney. (A recent Associated Press-GfK poll says 7% of voters
are undecided. Maher put the figure at 5% and “SNL” at less than 4%.)
From their clearly partisan perspectives, Maher and the
writers of “SNL” think the election is a pretty easy decision: Vote for Barack
Obama. Maher and “SNL” just can’t fathom why 5% of voters haven’t come to that obvious
conclusion yet.
Maher makes a good point about the media’s fixation with
undecideds. I, too, hate those broadcast news panels of undecided voters called
together to measure their reactions to the race.
I agree with Maher that the media is wrong to present them
as “more noble and discerning than the rest of us.” But I wouldn’t call them “dipshits”
either, as Maher does.
I could say the same thing about large numbers of uninformed
voters who vote Democratic or Republican no matter who is running. Maher makes
the same point when he points to a Pew Research study that says 40% of
Democrats do not know that the Republicans are the conservative party.
Undecided voters used to be called independent or swing
voters. That’s because they’re not locked into an ideology that makes them a
lock for either party to count on year after year.
Romney was trying to make that point in that controversial
video, surreptitiously shot in May but leaked last week. In presidential
elections, Republicans can’t sway those 47% of people who are guaranteed to
vote for the Democratic candidate. It’s foolish to campaign to them. You have
to appeal to those swing voters who can go either way. Those are the idiots
that Maher and SNL are talking about, the ones that can’t see the clear
good-and-evil line separating Obama and Romney.
“If, at this point, you still can’t figure out who you like
more Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, stay home,” Maher said. “Because you probably
couldn’t find your polling place anyway,” Maher said. “I mean, what more
information does someone need to make this choice?”
True, the public knows what they’re getting with Barack
Obama. He’s been in office for four years and they can judge his record.
But even people who think Obama has done a poor job, especially
with the economy, aren’t sure they want to back Romney. Obama is immensely
likable, while Romney comes off as cold and arrogant.
The question isn’t “who you like more,” it’s who would do a
better job as president?
Maher would prefer if we could skip the upcoming debates
between Romney and Obama and head straight to the polls. No need to see the
candidates side-by-side, answering (hopefully) tough questions to gauge their
responses.
I can think of a lot of reasons why people are undecided.
For starters, there are those of us who are fiscally
conservative and believe in smaller government, but are liberal about social
issues. A choice for either candidate this year is a compromise of those
principles. It’s the age-old better-of-two-evils quandary.
Some poll respondents probably aren’t comfortable voicing
their support for a candidate and prefer to say they’re undecided. Chicago
newspaper columnist Mike Royko famously used to encourage readers to lie to pollsters.
Many undecided voters are probably leaning one way or the
other and are waiting to see if either candidate slips up at the debates or in
the final weeks of campaigning to change their minds. But officially they’re
undecided.
Still other undecided voters who dislike both candidates
will cast protest votes either for trailing candidate (to rob the winner of a
clear mandate) or a third-party candidate like Libertarian candidate Gary
Johnson.
Photo: 7-Eleven convenience stores are holding a promotion
called “7-Election 2012,” where shoppers show their support for presidential
candidates through their choice of coffee cup.
Weblinks:
America’s Undecided Voters Need Answers On ‘Saturday Night
Live’ (
Huffington Post)
Saturday Night Live: Undecided Voter (
Hulu)
Bill Maher Slams Undecided Swing State Voters And The Media For Celebrating Them (
Huffington Post)