Thursday, June 3, 2010

Top 20 porn movies based on real-life events or public figures like Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin

“Law & Order” doesn’t have a monopoly on story lines that were “ripped from the headlines.”
Porn studios have now gotten into the act.
Not content to parody just mainstream Hollywood movies and TV shows, porn studios have gotten more brazen by parodying the lives of celebrities and other public figures.
Porn makers used to be a little cautious when naming their productions after real-life people. For instance, in its first parody of former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Hustler spelled her name Paylin. But it dropped all pretenses for later movies featuring the character and spelled her name correctly.
One studio played it safe with a movie based on the Tiger Woods sex scandal by naming its pro golfer character Tyler. Other films just used his actual name.

Here are the top 20 porn parodies based on real-life scandals or public figures. (A word of warning: I have not seen any of these movies, so I can’t vouch for their quality.):

At least three porn movies have been produced making fun of the sex scandal involving professional golfer Tiger Woods. They include “Tyler’s Wood” (2009), “Tiger’s Got Wood” (2010) and “The 11th Hole” (2010), which featured his real-life mistress Joslyn James.

One of the earliest real-life porn parodies was based on President Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. It was lampooned in the X-rated movie “Sex, Lies and the President” (1998).
The rumored affair between actress Marilyn Monroe and President John F. Kennedy was re-enacted for a segment of “POV Dream” (2008). Monroe lookalike Victoria Vonn stars in “Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Xoxo, Marilyn.”
Infamous Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was featured in a movie about her prostitution ring called simply “Heidi Fleiss: Secrets of the Hollywood Madam” (2004). Her clients included many executives and powerful people in the entertainment industry, such as Charlie Sheen.

Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, caught the imagination of conservative voters and the adult film industry. Hustler Video has parodied her in a series of porn movies, starting with “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF” (2008). The movie, starring Lisa Ann as Palin, has spawned four sequels to date: “Obama is Nailin’ Palin” (2009), “Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin” (2009), “You’re Nailin’ Palin” (2009), and “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” (2010).
Another studio, Brookland Brothers, filmed a Sarah Palin porn spoof as well. "Palin: Erection 2008" (2008) starred Raquel DeVine as Gov. Palin.
Action movie star and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was lampooned in "The Schwantzanator" (2005).

President Barack Obama, referenced above in one of the Palin parodies, got his own porn send-up in “Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package” (2009).

Hustler has created a series of videos it calls “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories.” The series has sent up Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston.
Third Degree Films made fun of a bunch of celebrities in its parody of the gossip television show “TMZ” called “TMSleaze” (2009).

One of the more recent entries in the category of real-people parody porn is “The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal” (2010). It makes light of the infidelities of reality TV star Jesse James, husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock.

Special thanks to Jeff Vanzetti of Internet Adult Film Database and Don Houston of X-Critic for their help in compiling this list.

Here’s the complete list:

Tyler’s Wood (2009)
Tiger’s Got Wood (2010)
The 11th Hole (2010)
Sex, Lies and the President (1998)
POV Dream, featuring “Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Xoxo, Marilyn” (2008)
Heidi Fleiss: Secrets of the Hollywood Madam (2004)
Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF (2008)
Obama is Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin (2009)
You’re Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin (2010)
Palin: Erection 2008 (2008)
The Schwantzanator (2005)
Barrack's Big Stimulus Package (2009)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan (2009)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jessica Simpson (2009)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris (2009)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina vs. Jennifer (2009)
TMSleaze, A XXX Parody (2009)
The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal (2010)

Aug. 19, 2010, update: For newer titles, check out this Flickr gallery.

April 19, 2011, update: Also see article "Top 15 real-life targets for porn parodies."

1 comment:

Mike said...

Hahahha! This post really made my day! How about Bin Laden?

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