Sunday, July 24, 2011

If Wacky Packages were made by pornographers



When I was a kid, a popular collectible was Wacky Packages. They were stickers that made fun of brand-name consumer products.
Cap’n Crunch cereal became Cap’N Crud, and so on.
I recently became aware of a porn studio that’s been doing Wacky Packages-style packaging for its adult films. Over the last two years, Caballero has released at least 45 movies with names and packaging artwork that parody popular brands of breakfast cereal, snack foods and candy.
Here are some examples:

Porn Flakes (Corn Flakes)
Cherry Ho’s (Cheerios)
Slutty Bunches of Ho’s (Honey Bunches of Oats)
Cap’n Munch (Cap’n Crunch)
Count Cockula (Count Chocula)
Pop Shots (Corn Pops)
Cream of Meat (Cream of Wheat)
Asian Bran (Raisin Bran)
Crack Lickin’ Ho’s and Trans (Cracklin’ Oat Bran)
Goo Berry (Boo Berry)
Reases Muffs (Reese’s Puffs)
Alpha Tits (Alpha-Bits)
Horitos (Doritos)
Clits Ahoy (Chips Ahoy)
Nookie Crisp (Cookie Crisp)

You get the idea.

Photos:

"Slutty Bunches of Ho’s," a 2011 porn movie from Caballero that riffs on Post’s Honey Bunches of Oats cereal

Honey Bunches of Oats cereal box

Wacky Packages featured on the Oct. 1, 1973, issue of New York magazine

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