My attractive female Twitter followers

It must be my animal magnetism.
More likely it’s me continuing to delude myself that beautiful young women are following my tweets.
This is one of my occasional posts on my sexy Twitter followers. As usual, I’ve left out the many attractive PR women who have chosen to “follow” me on Twitter because of my day job as a tech reporter for Investor’s Business Daily.
What’s left are typically Twitter followers who are marketing something. In many cases, they use photos of pretty women to set up their spam accounts.
I don’t care if it’s just an illusion.