Sunday, April 10, 2011

Top 40 real-life targets for porn parodies and exploitation

Thanks to the First Amendment, adult movie studios are able to parody public figures in their X-rated movies.
Some celebrities and politicians they’ve parodied time and again.
What follows is a list of the real-life people most often parodied in porn films. I’ve listed only titles where the public figure is the main subject of the movie. In cases of a tie, the public figures are listed alphabetically.

Updated Nov. 12, 2017.

1. Charlie Sheen

Troubled actor Charlie Sheen has been exploited in 20 porn parodies and adult movies featuring his real-life porn star girlfriends.

Charlie’s Angel: Capri Anderson (2010)
Charlie’s Party Girls (2011)
Charlie’s Porno Adventure (2011)
Charlie’s Girls (2011)
Charlie Shein’s Vegas Pornstar Party (2011)
Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores (2011)
Charlie’s Devils (2011)
Kacey Jordan Is Charlie’s Favorite (2011)
Charlie’s Hookers (2011)
Charlie’s Favorite Goddess Bree Olson (2011)
Charlie’s Girls Battle It Out: Kacey Jordan Vs. Bree Olson (2011)
Charlie’s Goddess: Bree Olson (2011)
Charlie’s Goddesses (2011)
Charlie’s Goddesses: Kick Ass Chicks #86 (2011)
Charlie’s Family (2011)
Charlie’s Porn Family (2011)
National Porn Star Acquirer: Charlie’s Girls (2011)
Duh! Winning: The Goddesses (2011)
Peter North Presents Charlie’s Girls (2011)
Charlie’s Girl: Georgia Jones (2013)

2. Donald Trump

Billionaire real-estate mogul and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and his reality TV show “The Apprentice” have been parodied in 15 porn movies.

Celebrity Apprentass (2009)
This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX (2010)
Donald Tramp: The XXX Parody (2015)
Megyn Gets Trumped (2015)
Latinas Play Their Trump Cards (2015)
Republican Candidate Wife Swap (2016)
The Donald (2016)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016 (2016)
Make America Gape Again (2016)
The Donald Trump Sex Tape from BaDoinkVR (2016)
The Pornington Post: Creampie Debate (2016)
The Pornington Post: Motorboating Malia (2016)
The Pornington Post: Cuckold Trump (2016)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 4: Grab ’Em by the Pussy (2016)
Prez Cuckold J. Trump (2017)

3. Sarah Palin

Former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been mocked in 10 porn movies to date. The filmmakers sometimes misspell her name as Paylin or Paelin.

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF (2008)
Palin: Erection 2008 (2008)
Obama is Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin (2009)
You’re Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Drill Baby Drill (2009)
Sara & Bristhole Do Ledderman: Fuck My Mom & Me #9 (2009)
Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin (2010)
Sarah’s Going Rogue (2010)
Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2 (2011)

4. Kim Kardashian

Just like Paris Hilton, socialite Kim Kardashian got her start as a reality TV star with a leaked sex tape, released as “Kim Kardashian, Superstar” in 2007. She and her family now star in the E! channel show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” which premiered in 2007.
Kim and her sisters have been parodied in nine porn movies to date.

Getting It Up With the Kardassians (2008)
Keeping It Up for the Kard-Ass-ians (2008)
Keeping It Up for the Kard-Ass-ians 2 (2011)
Break the Internet (2014)
Break the Internet: For Real This Time (2014)
Keeping Up with Kiara Mia (2015)
Kim K Fucks The Paparazzi (2015)
Infiltrating Kim K (2015)
Kim’s Yoga Pants (2016)

5. Tiger Woods

Sex scandal-plagued pro golfer Tiger Woods has been exploited in nine porn parodies and adult movies featuring his real-life lovers.

The Tiger Scandal - Tail Tiger Has Chased (2009)
Tyler’s Wood (2009)
Joslyn James - Tiger Tamer (2009)
Joslyn James - Tiger Tamer 2 (2010)
Tiger’s Got Wood (2010)
The 11th Hole (2010)
Tiger’s Tail (2010)
Naughty America Special Edition: Holly Sampson & Joslyn James (2010)
3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer (2012)

6. Justin Bieber

Pop music star Justin Bieber has been parodied in seven porn movies and videos featuring a real-life lover.

Justin’s Beaver-Hatin’ Twinks (2011)
Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never (2012)
Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never 2 (2014)
Just In Beaver Fever (2013)
Justin Bieber’s Brazilian Girlfriend XXX (2013)
Tati Neves: Justin Bieber’s Brazilian Hooker (2013)
Pop Star: A Gay XXX Parody (2016)

7. Barack Obama

President Barack Obama has been parodied in seven porn movies to date.

Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package (2009)
Cash for Chunkers (2009)
Obama Is Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Barrack’s Presidential Briefs (2010)
White House Orgy (2014)
The Pornington Post: Cuckold Trump (2016)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 4: Grab ’Em by the Pussy (2016)

8. Britney Spears

Pop singer and tabloid regular Britney Spears has been lampooned in seven porn movies so far. Her name has been twisted into Britney Rears, Britney Pierce and Titney Spheres.

Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party (2004)
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid (2006)
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted (2006)
Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo (2007)
Britney Pierce: Fuck Me Baby, One More Time (2009)
Britney Pierce - Oops I Fucked Him Again (2009)
Titney Spheres - The Road to Ruin (2011)

9. Bonnie & Clyde

Depression Era outlaws Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow have been portrayed in six porn movies. But don’t look for historical accuracy in those portrayals.

The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde (1988)
Bonnie & Clyde: Outlaws of Love (1993)
Bonnie & Clyde 2: Desperados (1993)
Bonnie & Clyde 3: The Secrets of Bonnie and Clyde (1994)
Bonnie & Clyde 4: The Revenge of Bonnie and Clyde (1994)
Bonny & Clide (2010)

10. Hillary Clinton

Former first lady, U.S. senator, U.S. secretary of state and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been parodied in six porn movies to date.

Hillary For President (2008)
Between the Headlines (2014)
Hillary Gets The Black Vote (2015)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016 (2016)
The Pornington Post: Creampie Debate (2016)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 4: Grab ’Em by the Pussy (2016)

11. Miley Cyrus

Since turning 18 in November 2010, the singer and former Disney Channel star has been parodied in six porn movies.

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories - Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday (2010)
Miley XXX (2011)
Wrecking Balls (2013)
Miley’s Sex Tape (2014)
Molly’s Wrecking Ballz (2014)
World Class Wrecking Crew (2014)

12. Anthony Weiner

Former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, who also ran for New York City mayor, has been parodied in six porn movies.

Anthony’s Weener (2011)
Congressman Weiner’s Scandal - Ginger Lee Exposed (2011)
Finding Weiner: A XXX Parody (2013)
Don’t Pull Out (2013)
Weinergate (2013)
Weiner and Me (2013)

13. Nazi Germany

Nazi Germany, including leader Adolf Hitler, has been parodied in six porn movies.

Nazi Sexperiments (1970)
Sex Slaves of the S.S. (1971)
Hitler’s Harlot (1973)
Nazi Love Island (1980)
Stalag 69 (1982)
Hitler Sucks (1988)

14. U.S. Transportation Security Administration

The reviled U.S. Transportation Security Administration has been parodied in six porn movies.

TSA: Your Ass Is In Our Hands (2011)
TSA Strip Down (2011)
Airport Secur-Titty (2011)
TSA: Touching, Searching And Pussy Pounding (2014)
Fluids on the Flight (2016)
TSA Checkpoint (2017)

15. Bill Clinton

President Bill Clinton gave pornographers a lot of material to work with thanks to his sex scandal with a White House intern. Four porn movies were based on those events. He was parodied in one more porn flick when his wife ran for president in 2016.

Sex Gate (1998)
Scenes from the Oral Office (1998)
Sex, Lies and the President (1998)
Here Cums the President (2011)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 3, Putting Pleasure First (2016)

16. Melania Trump

The wife of billionaire Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has been parodied in five porn flicks.

Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 3, Putting Pleasure First (2016)
The Donald Trump Sex Tape from BaDoinkVR (2016)
The Pornington Post: Cuckold Trump (2016)
Prez Cuckold J. Trump (2017)
Vladimir The Impaler Putin Nails Melania (2017)

17. Black Lives Matter

The Black Lives Matter movement has been parodied in at least five porn movies.

Black Wives Matter (2015)
Black Cocks Matter (2015)
Black Cocks Matter! (2016)
Black Cocks Matter 2 (2016)
Black Loads Matter (2016)

18. Tyra Banks

Supermodel Tyra Banks and her reality TV show “America’s Next Top Model” have been parodied in four porn movies.

Tyra’s Little Secrets (2004)
Tyra’s Runway Rendezvous (2005)
America’s Next Top Porn Model (2011)
America’s Next Top Whore (2006)

19. George W. Bush

President George W. Bush has been parodied in four porn movies, most in name only.

Fahrenheit 69: The Porn For Kerry DVD (2004)
Bush Administration (2008)
Fuck Bush (2008)
No More Bush (2008)

20. NBC’s Chris Hansen and “To Catch A Predator”

TV news reporter Chris Hansen and his “Dateline NBC” feature “To Catch a Predator” have been parodied in four porn films.

Official ‘To Catch A Predator’ Parody (2010)
Official ‘To Catch A Predator’ Parody 2 (2010)
To Fuck A Predator (2011)
To Fuck A Predator: Gangbang (2012)

21. Duck Dynasty

The A&E reality TV show “Duck Dynasty,” which follows the Robertson family and their business Duck Commander, based in West Monroe, La., has been parodied in three porn movies.

Fuck Dynasty (2013)
OMG ... It’s the Duck Dynasty XXX Parody (2013)
This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX (2014)

22. Paris Hilton

Vacuous socialite Paris Hilton launched her career as a reality TV star with a leaked sex tape, dubbed “1 Night In Paris,” in 2004. Since then, she’s been mocked in three porn parodies.

Paris & Nicole Go To Jail (2007)
Paris Behind Bars (2007)
Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris (2009)

23. David Letterman

Late-night talk show host David Letterman has been parodied in three porn movies to date.

Late Night For Lovers (1989)
Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin (2009)
Sara & Bristhole Do Ledderman: Fuck My Mom & Me #9 (2009)

24. Marilyn Monroe

Hollywood sex symbol Marilyn Monroe has been portrayed in several porn parodies, but she’s only headlined three of them.

Marylin (2000), which was re-released as Weekend with Marylin (2012)
POV Dream (2008), featuring “Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Xoxo, Marilyn”
Seven Years of Marriage (2012)

25. One Direction

British boy band One Direction has been parodied in three porn movies to date, all gay.

One Erection (2013)
One Erection 2 (2013)
One Erection: The Un-making of a Boy Band (2016)

26. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor and former Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been parodied in three porn movies.

The Schwantzanator (2005)
Being Arnold Schwantzenegger (2011)
Arnold the Fornicator (2011)

27. Howard Stern

Radio shock jock Howard Stern has been the subject of three porn parodies. Given his love of the porn industry, he’s probably flattered.

Howard Sperm’s Private Parties (2001)
The Howard Sperm Show (2010)
Official Howard Stern Show Parody (2011)

28. Ivanka Trump

The daughter of billionaire Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has been parodied in three porn flicks.

The Pornington Post: Deep Throat Diplomacy (2016)
The Pornington Post: Bobblehead Buttplug (2016)
Brazzers Presents Erection 2016, Part 2 (2016)

29. Silvio Berlusconi

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been portrayed in two porn movies.

The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape (2010)
Bunga-Bunga, Presidente (2011)

30. Cleopatra

Egyptian Queen Cleopatra has been portrayed in two porn movies.

Cleopatra (2003)
Cleopatra (2014)

31. Flavor Flav

Hip-hop artist Flavor Flav and his reality TV show “Flavor of Love” have been parodied in two porn movies.

Flava of Lust (2008)
Official Flava of Love Parody (2010)

32. Jesse James and Sandra Bullock

Reality TV star Jesse James has been parodied in two porn movies in the wake of being caught cheating on his movie-star wife Sandra Bullock.

The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal (2010)
Hustler’s Untrue Stories - Jesse James (2010)

33. Lady Gaga

Pop singer Lady Gaga has been parodied in two porn movies to date.

This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX (2011)
Lady Caca - Porn This Way (2012)

34. Lindsey Lohan

Troubled young actress Lindsey Lohan has gotten more publicity for her off-screen conduct than her acting in recent years. She’s been pilloried in two porn parodies.

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan (2009)
Lindsay Goes To Jail (2010)

35. Jennifer Lopez

Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez has been parodied in two porn movies to date.

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX - An American Idol (2011)
Jade Lo (2012)

36. Dr. Drew Pinsky

Doctor and reality TV personality Dr. Drew Pinsky has been parodied in two porn movies.

Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw (2009)
Official Sex Rehab Parody (2011)

37. Jerry Springer

Talk show host Jerry Springer has been parodied in two porn movies.

Jerry Shagher Show (2004)
Official Jerry Springer Parody (2011)

38. Donald Sterling

Donald Sterling, owner of the L.A. Clippers basketball team, has been parodied in two porn movies.

Donald Sterling XXX Parody (2014)
Owner Gets Clipped (2014)

39. The Osbournes

Heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his family have been parodied in two porn movies. Both are based on the family’s MTV reality TV show, which ran from 2002 to 2005.

The Ozporns (2002)
The Ozporns Go to Hell (2003)

40. Occupy Wall Street

The Occupy movement, which started with Occupy Wall Street in late 2011, spawned two porn parodies (one gay, one straight).

Occupy My Ass (2012)
Occupy Ball Street (2012)

41. Operation Desert Storm

The 1991 Gulf War, codenamed Operation Desert Storm, was parodied by two porn movies. The war was waged by U.S. and coalition forces against Iraq in response to Iraq’s invasion and annexation of Kuwait. The military action was authorized by President George H.W. Bush.

Operation: Desert Stormy (2007)
Operation: Anal Storm (2007)

42. Operation Iraqi Freedom

The Iraq War (2003-2011), initially called Operation Iraqi Freedom, was parodied by two porn movies, in name only. Both movies played off the invasion codename. The war was authorized by President George W. Bush.
One of the reasons for the war, the claim that Iraqi President Saddam Hussein had “weapons of mass destruction,” spawned at least 10 porn movies, including “Weapons of Ass Destruction,” “Weapons of Mass Seduction,” “Weapons of Mass Erection” and “Weapons of Mass Satisfaction.”

Operation: Anal Freedom (2003)
Operation: Anal Freedom (2007)

43. Operation Just Cause

The U.S. invasion of Panama in 1989, codenamed Operation Just Cause, was parodied by two porn movies, in name only. The attack was authorized by President George H.W. Bush.

Operation Just Cooze (2001)
Operation Just Cooze 2 (2002)

44. Benefits Street

The documentary series “Benefits Street” by British TV network Channel 4 has been parodied in two porn movies.

Benefits Treat (2014)
Friends with Benefits Street (2014)

45. William Masters and Virginia Johnson

Sex researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson have been parodied in two porn movies based on the Showtime biographical series “Masters of Sex.”

Masters of Fuck (2014)
Masters of Fuck 2 (2014)

Top 45 real-life targets for porn parodies

1. Charlie Sheen (20 movies)
2. Donald Trump (15)
3. Sarah Palin (10)
4. (tie) Kim Kardashian (9)
4. (tie) Tiger Woods (9)
6. (tie) Justin Bieber (7)
6. (tie) Barack Obama (7)
6. (tie) Britney Spears (7)
9. (tie) Bonnie & Clyde (6)
9. (tie) Hillary Clinton (6)
9. (tie) Miley Cyrus (6)
9. (tie) Former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner (6)
9. (tie) Nazi Germany (6)
9. (tie) U.S. Transportation Security Administration (6)
15. (tie) Bill Clinton (5)
15. (tie) Melanie Trump (5)
15. (tie) Black Lives Matter (5)
18. (tie) Tyra Banks (4)
18. (tie) George W. Bush (4)
18. (tie) NBC’s Chris Hansen and “To Catch A Predator” (4)
21. (tie) Duck Dynasty (3)
21. (tie) Paris Hilton (3)
21. (tie) David Letterman (3)
21. (tie) Marilyn Monroe (3)
21. (tie) One Direction (3)
21. (tie) Arnold Schwarzenegger (3)
21. (tie) Howard Stern (3)
21. (tie) Ivanka Trump (3)
29. (tie) Silvio Berlusconi (2)
29. (tie) Cleopatra (2)
29. (tie) Flavor Flav (2)
29. (tie) Jesse James and Sandra Bullock (2)
29. (tie) Lady Gaga (2)
29. (tie) Lindsay Lohan (2)
29. (tie) Jennifer Lopez (2)
29. (tie) Dr. Drew Pinsky (2)
29. (tie) Jerry Springer (2)
29. (tie) Donald Sterling (2)
29. (tie) The Osbournes (2)
29. (tie) Occupy Wall Street (2)
29. (tie) Operation Desert Storm (2)
29. (tie) Operation Iraqi Freedom (2)
29. (tie) Operation Just Cause (2)
29. (tie) Benefits Street (2)
29. (tie) William Masters and Virginia Johnson (“Masters of Sex”) (2)

Since June 2010, I’ve documented more than 200 porn movies either based on real-life events or public figures. I keep a running list on the Tech-media-tainment Flickr page.

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