Thursday, May 24, 2012

TSA agents can’t keep their hands off porn stars

Tracking citizen complaints about the TSA on Twitter, you notice a lot of porn stars reporting that they were violated by TSA screeners.
It’s clear to me that TSA agents are more interested in getting their hands on big-breasted adult film actresses than in airport security.
Think about it. The adult film industry is an anathema to the beliefs of Islamic fundamentalists and the terrorists that spring from that religion. You’re not going to see a Muslim terrorist who looks like a porn star. Ever.
Patting down their curves is security theater at its worst.

Porn star tweets about the TSA:

“I just got the most stimulating pat down by TSA. I especially enjoyed the inner thigh massage. Find anything in my 34DD bra bitches?” – adult film actress Nikki Benz (March 11, 2012)

“I’m super entertained by the TSA agent who asked me if there was anything “in my girls” while feeling up her own tits to show what she meant” – adult film actress Kayden Kross (March 29, 2012)

“Pretty much just got strip searched at the airport.... ‪#FML” – adult film actress Hailey Jade (April 2, 2012)

“Why am I always randomly screened?” – adult film actress Tasha Reign (Jan. 8, 2012)
Is that a trick question?

“Geez... Got a full pat down at the airport. Do I really look like I’m gonna blow up the plane?! Lol” – adult film actress BiBi Jones (May 20, 2012)

“Cant believe the TSA agent did a full pat down of my boobs.... (she was checking 2 make sure they were real)” – adult film actress Nikita Blade (April 8, 2012)

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