The AVN Awards for porn were handed out Saturday night in Las Vegas. The only award that interests me (of the 120 video awards given) is the Clever Title of the Year. It appeals to my adolescent sense of humor.
This year, there were 15 nominees. Runners up included “Cray Cray Vajayjay,” “Gone Black … Not Coming Back,” “London Bitches Falling Down,” “Look Dad, I’m in Porn!,” “My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself,” “Pump’r in the Dumper” and “Vags With Badges.”
The winner was the Cirque du Soleil parody “Cirque du Hole-A.” This was the sixth year for the award.
Here’s a list of winners to date (updated Jan. 28, 2024):
2009 Strollin’ in the Colon
2010 Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
2011 The Devil Wears Nada
2012 Beggin’ for a Peggin’
2013 Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?
2014 Cirque du Hole-A
2015 12 Inches a Slave
2016 That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper
2017 Aunts in My Pants
2018 Black Loads Matter
2019 Hamiltoe
2020 I’m Not That Kind of Girl Unless You’re My Brother
2021 Jumanjizz
2022 Invading Uranus
2023 I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter!
2024 Total Eclipse of the Hole
No “Abercrombie & Bitch”
Speaking of clever titles, “Abercrombie & Bitch XXX,” a porn movie announced last May, was cancelled.
The movie would have parodied controversial clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch and its CEO Mike Jefferies, AVN reported.
But adult film star Kelly Shibari, who was involved in the project, told me via e-mail Sunday that the project “never happened.”
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