Saturday, November 24, 2018

Making fun of millennials

Baby boomers have been blamed for bankrupting Social Security and other evils, so my generation takes pleasure in headlines about all the things young people are destroying.
Headlines that say “millennials are killing” this and that have been so numerous that they’ve become an internet meme.
Most recently millennials have been killing American cheese. (See “Millennials Kill Again. The Latest Victim? American Cheese” by Bloomberg.)
Among the things millennials are killing with their consumer behavior are breakfast cereal, paper napkins, bar soap, fabric softener, razors, golf, big beer brands, department stores and casual dining chains like Applebee’s and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Just the other day I read that millennials think “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” is racist.
After the classic animated special ran on ABC, young people took to social media to complain that the only black character sat by himself on one side of the dinner table. (See article by the Daily Mail.)
Finally, I saw a funny graphic online recently that showed a millennial’s investment portfolio: blockchain, crypto, weed, La Croix and avocados.


Related articles:

RIP: Here are 70 things millennials have killed (Mashable)

Here are all the things millennials have been accused of killing — from dinner dates to golf (MarketWatch)

‘Psychologically scarred’ millennials are killing countless industries from napkins to Applebee’s — here are the businesses they like the least (Business Insider)

5 Industries Millennials Are ‘Killing’ (And Why) (Forbes)

Woman Creates Brilliant Collage Mocking All Of The Things That Millennials Allegedly Killed (BroBible)

Photo: Kraft Singles American Cheese (Photo by Mike Mozart)

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