The United States of America is a great country. It is celebrated for its freedoms and relentless innovation. That creative spark extends to Halloween costumes.
Just look at the category of sexy costumes for women. Our great costume designers have moved beyond sexy nurse, sexy teacher and sexy cop to sexify just about anything you can imagine.
What follows are some unusual people and things that Yandy.com and others have made sexy for Halloween.
Sexy Mr. Rogers
The sexy Mr. Rogers costume for women is advertised by Yandy as the “Nicest Neighbor Costume.” The unsexy male version is called the “Be My Neighbor Costume Kit.”
Sexy Bob Ross
Yandy calls its sexy Bob Ross costume for women the “Happy Tree Painter Costume.”
Sexy Meghan Markle
Yandy has created a costume called “American Princess Costume” that parodies Meghan Markle, the “Deal or No Deal” model who became Duchess of Sussex after marrying Prince Harry.
Sexy Rosie the Riveter
Cultural icon Rosie the Riveter, a symbol of female empowerment, has been turned into a sexy Halloween costume as well.
Sexy Beyond Burger
Yandy will appeal to vegans with its “Beyond Burger Costume.”
Sexy Tariff costume
Yandy has a couple of ripped-from-the-headlines costumes that should appeal to fans of President Trump.
First, there is the “Sexy Tariff Costume.” This is the only way tariffs could be considered sexy.
Here’s the description: “A distant trade war is upon us! Will you resist it? Show off your assets and be the hottest import in town in this exclusive Sexy Tariff costume featuring a sleeveless dress with a money print, a stretch fabrication, TARIFF printed in red block letters at the bust, a sexy scoop back, an A-line skater hem, and a black IMPORT stamp.”
Sexy Fake News costume
Next, Yandy tries to make “fake news” sexy with its “Fake News Costume.”
Here’s the description: “Spread all the alternative facts in this exclusive Fake News costume featuring a white tank dress with a scoop neckline, thick shoulder straps, an allover newspaper design, "FAKE" printed in red across the bust, and a scoop back.”
Sexy Donald Trump
Finally, Yandy is selling a sexy female Donald Trump costume called the “Donna T.” costume. Oh, my eyes!
Related articles:
‘Sexy Mr. Rogers’ costume drops just in time for Halloween 2019 (New York Post; Sept. 18, 2019)
There Is Nothing Neighborly About This ‘Sexy’ Mr. Rogers Halloween Costume (Huffington Post; Sept. 19, 2019)
Pittsburgh Model Featured In Sexy Mr. Rogers Costume That Is Heating Up The Internet (CBS Pittsburgh; Sept. 20, 2019)
An infamous lingerie brand is selling a sexy ‘Beyond Burger’ costume this Halloween (Business Insider; Sept. 20, 2019)
Now There’s A ‘Sexy College Admissions Scandal’ Halloween Costume Making People Irate (BroBible; October 2019)
Now there’s a sexy Popeye’s chicken sandwich Halloween costume (New York Post; Oct. 22, 2019)
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