No terrorist past, present or future has looked like an adult film actress. So the only reason you molest porn stars is to cop a feel of their sexy curves. Admit it.
What follows is a sampling of posts to Twitter by porn stars venting about the TSA over the past six months. (See also May 24 post titled "TSA agents can’t keep their hands off porn stars.")
“Just violated by TSA for real #real talk #pissed #ugh #wtf” – Tasha Reign (June 17, 2012)
“Got molested by TSA like never before :-/” – Alexis Amore (Aug. 15, 2012)
“I would've prefer to have my hair pulled & my ass slapped next time the tsa agent does a twice-over pat down on my breasts & crotch...” – Jayden Cole (June 3, 2012)
“Enjoyed a full frontal boob #PatDown courtesy of #TSA - always a pleasure flying the #FriendlySkies” – Janet Mason (July 19, 2012)
“Just got screened by the #TSA for traces of explosives on my hands... and on my #ass ~ #nojoke” – Vicky Vette (July 25, 2012)
“Thank you TSA for molesting me” – Tiffany Fox (Aug. 21, 2012)
“This is the 7th time in a row TSA has "randomly" selected me for additional screening. No coincidence & obviously not random.... but why?” – Aurora Snow (Sept. 5, 2012)
“TSA at Philadelphia airport is the worst in the country I filed 2 complaints got a guy fired:)” – Tera Patrick (June 24, 2012)
“Just got a VERY THOROUGH patdown by TSA while going through security..apparently my dermals caused alarm &they felt the need to feel me up” – Katie King (Oct. 21, 2012)
Porn star Chanel Preston said she got yelled at by TSA agents for tying her shoe during one of the TSA’s “freeze” drills on Oct. 16.
“TSA guy thought I was using my little sister's ID. Thought I looked 12. It very clearly says 23 ya doofus.” – Brooklyn Lee (July 4, 2012)
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