Porn parodies of advertisements show adult film industry is out of ideas

The adult film industry is running out of things to parody in their movies.
Porn studios have parodied Hollywood movies, TV shows and even public figures. Now they’re parodying TV commercials and consumer products.
This week, Hustler Video released “America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn,” which parodies commercials by Subway restaurants, Progressive Insurance, Wrigley’s Orbit Gum, Dos Equis beer and FreeCreditReport.com.
Subway’s “$5 Footlong” sandwich ads become “$3 Footschlong.” Orbit Gum becomes WhoreBitz Gum and so on. Characters like Dos Equis’ “The Most Interesting Man in the World” and Progressive’s Flo get the X-rated treatment.
I previously reported that adult film studio Caballero has released compilation videos packaged to parody consumer products like breakfast cereal and candy, such as “Honey Likes Nuts and Ho’s” (Honey Nut Cheerios), “Cinnamon Muff Munch” (Cinnamon Toast Crunch) and “Cocoa Ditzies” (Cocoa Krispies).
Now Caballero is moving on to parodies of alcoholic beverages. Upcoming releases include “Drill Her Genuine Gash” (Miller Genuine Draft), “Clit’s Malt Lick Her” (Schlitz Malt Liquor), “Buttmeiser” (Budweiser) and “Dos Sexxy” (Dos Equis).

Photos: Edited cover shot of Hustler’s “America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn” (top); edited cover of “Honey Likes Nuts and Ho’s” and the cereal box cover it’s parodying.